Splosh, splosh, splosh gurgle gurgle drip drip drip drip When they come to play the soundtrack of this winter, it will be definitely a bit sloshy. There will be a spine-chilling, howling base line and the odd heart-stopping ripping crashing percussion as trees fall over, their roots fatally loosened in the dissolving soil. So this [...]
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I’ve been looking at the moon just lately. Usually you only really notice the moon when it’s full, and it’s a clear night, and as your silhouette lengthens on the path before you and you put the torch back in your pocket it occurs to you that the hippies may have been right after all, and there really is [...]
Tum-ti tum-ti tum… …. Lalalalalaaaaa…. **yaaaaaawn** Wonder if my thumbs will drop off if I twiddle them the other way? Hmm… The post-Christmas slump is upon us. The Bermuda Triangle of veg growing, when nothing is happening, it’s too early to sow seeds, and even if it weren’t the weather is so horrible you’d drown or freeze [...]
Remember fantasy football? Everyone went crazy for it a decade or two ago, before they had t’internet and such like. You got to pick your ultimate dream team: Pele playing alongside Beckham, Maradona in midfield, Gascoigne and Best playing keepie-uppie in the goalmouth. You don’t have to worry about such irritations as money, geography, availability, continued existence; just put ‘em [...]